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Brown - Bicultural - Babe - Bologna? San Francisco, CA Joined February 2011-
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I can’t believe we are still paying these shady ass tax companies to file our own taxes
This is pretty awesome. And if you disagree you’re insecure
This is pretty awesome. And if you disagree you’re insecure
Samantha Ponder the only one picking the Dolphins against the Chiefs on ESPN’s Postseason NFL Countdown.
If Lebron James is in the superbowl halftime show I’m turning it off
important rat hole update: people are now paying tribute to the rat hole
Love the very conscious decision to get that other boob in
Love the very conscious decision to get that other boob in
NFL Division Championships are basically the NBAs mid season tournament. Means close to nothing
Ezekiel Elliott: “When I was younger, I always wanted to play a game in the snow. Then I play a game in the snow and was like, that kind of sucked.”
If you google Krumping why is a blog from the university of Oregon the first thing that pops up? #GoDucks
Runs on pure Fabuloso, the cleanest machine
Runs on pure Fabuloso, the cleanest machine
3 years ago today 🇺🇸
“Saying controversial things for the hell of it..”…. It’s very obviously you wanting to say the n-word during karaoke
Don’t buy that planner.
another edible mascot
Reminder -- The Evening Sky Map (PDF) for January 2024 is now available to download at skymaps.com/tesm/ Please share & enjoy the stars in 2024 and beyond! #stargazing #astronomy #space #stars
The Pop-Tart being lowered into the toaster was my NYE ball drop.
shakira's statue in colombia was inaugurated with a performance of her greatest hits, this is so cute
When your mom lets you drink sparkling Martinelli’s apple cider out of a champagne glass on New Year’s Eve
The plan? The first-ever edible mascot. We sponsor a college football game, have a PopTart mascot rise out of a giant toaster, dance around the whole game, make everyone fall in love with it, and lower it back down into the toaster to its death where an edible PopTart comes out…
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they literally just recalled these because the acceleration pedal gets stuck
Ant rolls up to Game 1 in the Cybertruck 👀 (via @Timberwolves)
CEASE AND DESIST @kroger
There was a Kroger ribbon-cutting in town and I guess this is the Kroger mascot
Just learned about books today
@OrangeFreddyG @bustelo4babies Yeah a president isn’t an autocrat. Read a book
Desperate times call for desperate measures 😩 gonna have a headache
Not a drag queen.
Pastor accused of sexually battering teen back in #FloridaKeys jail after capture in Texas. Full story here: local10.com/news/local/202…
Mayor Breed finally accepts that communism produces results.
Riding high speed rail from Beijjing to Shanghai is an over 800 mile trip in just 4.5 hours, making the Shanghai Maglev the fastest train in the world. That’s over twice the distance to LA. Just imagine what high speed rail could do for California. It will connect our state and…
Boomers love posting stuff like this and then calling the police on teenage skateboarders because they’re making noise.
No helmet, no elbow pads, no kneepads and no fear! Oh how did we survive? 😉
Got engaged and then kissed in front of a hot dog stand
Men will be like “why won’t you date me?” And their pfp is Tommy pickles’ diaper and the first thing they sent you was a nudes request
This is so funny
Absolutely dying at this video from the UCLA women’s soccer team. 10/10 No notes
Absolutely dying at this video from the UCLA women’s soccer team. 10/10 No notes
I GOT A STUDIO APARTMENT FOR $1395 LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
i need you guys to manifest a $1400 studio for me pleaaaaase
Selling my 2018 Model 3 It doesn’t get the UI update and is getting phased out of all the cool features $5000 obo 💀
Your Tesla gets better while you sleep Highlights from our upcoming Spring Release below — Visual updates (Model 3/Y with AMD chip) – Immersive full-screen vehicle controls when parked – Large playback controls & quick access to Recents, Favorites & Up Next in media player…
it's funny because when you go to construction sites for work a lot you know that a lot of the actual workers are driving old Honda Civics or something similar
Happy one year anniversary to the time I tweeted this picture with the caption “These are the vehicles my coworkers drive to our job at a bank” and it made truck guys so mad they figured out which bank I worked at and tried to get me fired 🥳🎉🍾
the Sony C-38 FET condenser microphone was not released until 1965 and not in wide circulation for at least another year while this appears to be 1962-63 Bob
Timothée Chalamet on the set of Bob Dylan biopic
This man b talking Spanish to me in bed and I’m like “si papi. Donde esta el biblioteca”
@BleakSigilKeep @TheGigconomist It’s my dream car
Literally nobody has shown up to my book event. Was worried that my ego and career aspirations were getting out of control, so this is a useful corrective.
anyway, i gotta go to an interracial wedding ceremony of sorts and i really wish o.j. had waited til monday to die.
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