Neil McFarlane @ReasonableNeil
Stand-up comic, irregular actor. Quaffer of Some Wines & Spirits, gentleman adventurer, accomplished murderer. I collect tropical fish and eat them. Move along. comedycv.co.uk/neilmcfarlane/ London Joined March 2010-
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Genuine, possibly vapidly-ignorant question: when companies get fined by regulators, for example a water company or rail operator - who gets the money? Where does it go?
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If you don't want a breed of dog banned then maybe don't fuckin' call it the "American XL Bully". Just a thought...
@TuckerCarlson I do hope you got to read this review, Tucker.
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Lonestar Comedy at the Royal Oak in Hawkhurst Fri 8th Sep 8pm The Royal Oak #Cranbrook #UKcomedy @ComedyLonestar LINE-UP @jonnyawsum @ReasonableNeil Dan Evans TIX jokepit.com/comedy-in/tunb… #JOKEPIT THE BEST⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐INDEPENDENT COMEDY CLUBS
Tomorrow evening in pretty, sunlit Marlow, I'm competing with some very fine fellow comics in my heat of the British Comedian of the Year. If you fancy some shade, please do pop along and support... us all! Nx ticketsource.co.uk/front-foot-pro…
Good to know that Private Rod has his own office these days.
Can we all just be clear about this? THIS IS NOT A FUCKING MUGSHOT. WAKE UP. Have you never seen a film?
Hot salad. According to this poster I'm not gigging tomorrow at Leith Depot but I bloody well am. And it's going to be gorgeous. So do come and we'll all have a whizzy jolly time of it. Tell your friends, enemies and any more advanced pets. Let's DO THIS. bit.ly/laughdepotaugu…
This is utterly baffling and more than a little concerning. I truly don't understand what the actual fuck is going on. Is it AI?
Pretty obvious innit? Abdicate and let her be in charge.
Tonight I'm being funny in Fife. With two monstrously entertaining chaps called Matthew Baylis & Bill Dewar. welcometofife.com/event/comedy-n…
Looks like my specs were a little bit freaked out during the night.
My shoe looks either amazed or furious.
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The one thing I don't need is anything else.
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