Please Help Me! @PleaseHelpArgh
ARGH PLEASE HELP ME! I'm always getting assaulted in unlikely ways by the glitterati, so I've started a twitter thing to ask for your advice. London, England Joined May 2017-
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Who is Group Captain David Otunga Hornby and why has #KimJonghUn shoved him silently through my poppers?
#BrookeShields poked my African Tree Toad through #CristianoRonaldo's athletic kahuna! With 22 caimans! #gibberish
#KeithRichards socked that moray eel diligently inside #SirAnthonyHopkins's Thrupennies and is blaming me! #gloomy
#Rihanna's favourite sausage is the schüblig sausage, but served with Antarctic giant petrel! #supported
#TobeyMaguire's pet black rhinoceros is called Náin II MacLeish and wishes it was a order filler. #idyllic
Whatever! A accountant is elegantly up my bat cave, playing the French horn! #unwieldy
#DanielDayLewis face-butted 3 baloney ponys dearly right up my gonad! Toodles! #bountiful
#JohnnyHallyday did a senton on me in the name of structuralism! #sublime
#NigellaLawson plunged that schnozz knowledgeably inside #GeneHackman's 'Bottle and Glass' and is blaming me! #answerable
#Seal just smote 23 salamanders through my parted stem! Please help! Phew! #swaggering
#RogerFederer is in my crown jewels listening to Funky house. #quick
Who is Chief Éomund Dufresne and why has #BrunoMars shoved him neatly through my gender bits?
#WoodyAllen smote 39 etchers openly inside my 'Rabbit Hutch'! Duh! #trusting
#DustinHoffman just injected 4 magpies through my inflamed 'Kate Nash'! Please help! Fie! #enlarged
#SarahMichelleGellar destroyed that rancher regularly in #AlanRickman's tripes and is blaming me! #roused
Doggone! There's 23 leaf-tailed geckos doing a double fireman's carry gratefully inside #MarlonBrando's peepers! #neurotic
This Galapagos tortoise is called Albina Straub and it's performing a Back Elbow through my growler! #playful
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