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All these people wanna follow calculation for Eid but then go moon sighting for #Eclipse2024
Instead of debating global vs local sighting spend that 5 min making extra dua for the people in Gaza. Beacause if we were in their shoes, we wouldn’t be passing the test they’re going through.
How can we trust the Saudi government to see the moon when they can’t even see the genocide in Gaza broadcasted to the world?
@YasirQadhi Even calculations isn’t unifying as you think. Isna/FCNA has changed where the astronomical birth of the moon has to occur (based on calculations) 3 different times from Saudi, to North America, to anywhere in the world. Talk about confusion…
@YasirQadhi Why follow saudi for Edi al Adha. According to this it is illiterate and disunifying to not use calculations for Eid. Why be backwards for one eid and not the other. Please advise
@YasirQadhi How will calculations make eid al adha easier when everyone who follows calculations uses Saudi for Adha. How does it make takin days off 4 work/school easier? Just happens that Eid is 10 days after new moon but still uncertain & based on sighting. Either do all 12 months or not
@YasirQadhi Also why follow saudi for eid al adha (instead of calculations) when eid al adha lreceded the mandate of hajj thus invalidating day after arafah argument?
@faxoverfeeels @YasirQadhi Appreciate your understanding and cordial discourse. Eid mubarak!
@YasirQadhi @YasirQadhi would board members in communities (that are happily following moon sighting) advocating for calculations lead to disunity and contradict the notion of calculations being easier and less divisive. Unless you feel that all that discord for 10 years will lead to unity
@faxoverfeeels @YasirQadhi There are still few locally large communities that follow moon sighting and advocating for calculations will lead to disunity and division….
@faxoverfeeels @YasirQadhi Yeah but implying one is unifying and the other causes fighting and confusion is not a scholarly stance
@YasirQadhi Thank you for gaslighting the entire Moon Sighting followers
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