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Yup. Lost my account by cussing out a MAGAt. But I’ll find you all again. Pronouns: His Majesty, M’Lord, Who?, that reply guy. North Pole Joined February 2017-
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I went to Idaho in 2017 to see the Total Eclipse. Breathtaking. A local woman explained to me: “People think that it’s SCIENCE that made the eclipse, but it’s GOD!” I was happy to have a story about the Rubes to tell back home in California. But now the Rubes are EVERYWHERE.
Gen X problems: We had HBO and Showtime. There was always something to watch, but never the thing you actually wanted to watch. The Muppets take Manhattan was ALWAYS on, but never The Muppet Movie.
Hey Blue Crew 🌊🌊, Libs and Woke peeps It's Saturday, and I'm working (baby sitting the crew) How about a few of you to follow me and push me past the 8,000 mark, to make the day bearable? 🌊🌈🌞🏳️🌈🇨🇦🇺🇦☮️♾️
Fuck it. Im building a pillow fort. There will be popcorn for all who attend. The secret passcode is: “Cats rule, dogs drool”. Farters will be immediately banned and chastised.
@marklevinshow They know the truth…Trump has been broke FOR DECADES, with the entirety of his “wealth” tied solely to the asset value of his properties…which he’s mortgaged to the hilt in the collateralized loan shell-game he’s played his entire life in his pathetic attempts to “impress” and…
Someone smash 12 cartons of eggs on my driveway. — That’s gross.
#FreeLiamNissan Looks like the little yarpie got his feelings hurt again.
BREAKING: Supreme Court justice Clarence Thomas will be grilled about the hundreds of thousands of dollars in gifts he received from billionaire donors who were having cases brought before the court! Just kidding -- DA Fani Willis was grilled about gifts exceeding $100, SMDH.…
I don’t know about you, but I’m glad I donated my Soros check to the 49ers to throw the game.
Shall we just skip to the end of the Right’s conspiracies? Here goes: Trump was on a secret mission from the pope to take down Epstein and the Hollywood elites. That’s why he’s on the flight logs. And… he had to rape those 13-year-olds so as not to blow his cover.
“I wanna give — I wanna die — and want nothing — I want nothing back” “Theseus” The Oh Hellos
Hunter Biden paid for sex with prostitutes. Trump paid for sex with a porn star. Hunter Biden made money from China. Donald and Ivanka Trump make money from China Hunter Biden did drugs. Donald Trump’s drug use is well documented. So why do Republicans not like Hunter?
Is your step-sister stuck in a washing machine? This has become a national crisis according to Google search results. Call 1-800-HELPSIS now. Support our efforts to end this catastrophic trend.
Just so we’re clear. The senate is not composed of scientists/biologists. They are composed of LEGAL experts [sic]. Ergo: “What is a woman?” is NOT a biological question. It is a LEGAL question. The answer is “ANYONE who wants the legal protections granted to women.”
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@AKBrews I didn't realize mar a lago was on fire.
The largest landfill in the world is on fire.
@shillman1 Wow. Barr is a bigger loser than I thought
@MGouig I thought he was stepping into the good side. 😁
#Survivor46 I mean, seriously if you had an idol...WOULD YOU TELL ANYONE???
@shillman1 No. I don't even know why I'm still alive after all the drugs I took in the 70's and 80's.
People want to look young and sexy, I will settle for “looks like you slept well”.
This is exactly why we can’t have nice things.
What the hell did I just watch
@20th_Centurygal Not a popular opinion, but I have never been able to get into Rush. 🤷♂️
Random science fact: Did you know that you emit light? Humans are luminous! It's just not visible to our eyes because they're not sensitive enough. We glow at about 1,000 times lower than our eyes can detect. 1/5