Melissa@MimiTMonkey
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I’ve just heard myself out loud say to somebody “I remember the time when everything in Poundland used to actually be a pound.”
This is cool and all but lol shouldn't it be the women going into the men's camp to give them some help based on, ya know, the better rugby team?
This is cool and all but lol shouldn't it be the women going into the men's camp to give them some help based on, ya know, the better rugby team?
I might shit in an envelope and send it to them in lieu of payment
This looks proper weird. How can you campaign for a new fish & chip shop? Who do you petition? The haddock? Until you click on the link and realise it’s just a data scraping exercise on behalf of the Conservative Party.
This looks proper weird. How can you campaign for a new fish & chip shop? Who do you petition? The haddock? Until you click on the link and realise it’s just a data scraping exercise on behalf of the Conservative Party.
So, listen, if you thought: surely, they won’t make Kate’s cancer diagnosis about Meghan Markle…
So, listen, if you thought: surely, they won’t make Kate’s cancer diagnosis about Meghan Markle…
Yeah but you know what there’s loads of? Food banks. So maybe get off twitter and, you know, sort it out.
Yeah but you know what there’s loads of? Food banks. So maybe get off twitter and, you know, sort it out.
Lads, the country’s going to shit. Energy prices have caused the sharpest increase in absolute poverty in 30 years. Councils are going bankrupt. Backlogs in the NHS & courts will take an estimated 10 years to clear. 4.3m children are growing up in poverty. But yeah, you crack on.
Lads, the country’s going to shit. Energy prices have caused the sharpest increase in absolute poverty in 30 years. Councils are going bankrupt. Backlogs in the NHS & courts will take an estimated 10 years to clear. 4.3m children are growing up in poverty. But yeah, you crack on.
There is NO contest. @playmobil is on FIRE, 🔥
What with everything going on with the royal family right now, I think there’s a pretty obvious solution for what needs to happen.
so what ever happened with the bedbugs in paris i feel like i never saw an update on that
Imagine not being British and having to read aloud a story about how Lady Cholmondeley and Mr Beauchamp from Ruislip went to Leicester to buy worcestershire sauce to take back to Gloucester.
Imagine not being British and having to read aloud a story about how Lady Cholmondeley and Mr Beauchamp from Ruislip went to Leicester to buy worcestershire sauce to take back to Gloucester.
My theory is that Kate has woken from a coma with Foreign Accent Syndrome. She now has a deep Scouse accent and is calling everyone soft lad.
We're about three news cycles away from Kate being dangled from the balcony of Buckingham Palace to prove she's alright
The Princess of Wales is missing and the spare Prince is in exile and the King is treating his cancer with herbs. If this were the 1300s France would be looking to invade.
Listen, I'm already a fan of Taylor Swift. You don't have to keep trying to convince me to like her.
Listen, I'm already a fan of Taylor Swift. You don't have to keep trying to convince me to like her.
I love this kid, the whole thing is *chef's kiss*
I love this kid, the whole thing is *chef's kiss*
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Andrea, this new found level of integrity you have is a real positive step forward for you, your party & the country. I can’t wait for your watchful gaze to be cast over Hunt, Mcvey, Pincher, Benton or even Rishi himself. What an exciting few weeks you have left in power. Enjoy.
Andrea, this new found level of integrity you have is a real positive step forward for you, your party & the country. I can’t wait for your watchful gaze to be cast over Hunt, Mcvey, Pincher, Benton or even Rishi himself. What an exciting few weeks you have left in power. Enjoy.
Just call him a nigger. Cause at this point, I’m more offended that you’re this much of an imbecile.
Just call him a nigger. Cause at this point, I’m more offended that you’re this much of an imbecile.
I’m delighted to share the cover of a new picture book by me and Kevin Sinfield. Try: A Picture Book About Friendship tells the story of a friendship between two young boys named Rob and Kev💙 Written with Emma Adams and illustrated by Ben Whitehouse @stopmotionben. 50p from the… x.com/i/web/status/1…
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All good things must come to an end. ❤️
Reposting this today for absolutely no reason whatsoever 😏🤣
Book him, he’s ready
In most couples there’s usually the one who sleeps in the bed, plus strips the bed, washes the bedding, puts fresh bedding on the bed, and makes the bed every day, and then there’s the one who just sleeps in the bed.
Sinéad’s daughter, Roísín Waters, singing “Nothing Compares 2 U” at Carnegie Hall last night in tribute to her mum. Oh man…I don’t think there was a dry eye in the house. Every other performer was crammed side of stage to watch this bittersweet majesty unfold. And my god,… x.com/i/web/status/1…
“Singing this at the Grammys” was just entirely way too iconic✨
Nobody who's ever criticised Martin Lewis has been right. He's the most principled and clear thinking person in Britain, and if you think you've spotted a hole in something he's said, you're almost certainly wrong.
Mark and Lard: ‘We were told no one wants to hear two Mancunians shouting at each other’ theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2…
Love them both theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2…
1/ Heroes - Clive So 1993 was a tough year. Mum left widowed to raise 4 kids. Hard for anyone, but different challenges for a Bangladeshi woman -lack of language, network, family and support (financial). She was on her own. But the family next door stepped in.