Ah, yes.

@Microsoft Cybersecurity test: That floppy of PowerPoint has a closed tab. You better check all 2.88 megabytes to ensure it’s the original @Microsoft code and not a shareware of Leisuresuit Larry! (That would be embarrassing and #nsfw)

@Microsoft Not ready reading drive A:\ Abort, Retry, Fail?

@Microsoft Hey guys, just a question. When you want to find something on web. Do you say like. Let me Bingle that? Insta Instead of google?

@Microsoft The urge to play with the metal shutter

@Microsoft Right in the feels. Leave the memories alone, you guys. Y'all aren't the only CMs really starting to feel their age 😅😂