Markus Kublin #🟦 @MarkusKublin
Writer. Comedian. Comedy Magician. Master of Ceremonies. Sometimes filmmaker. Nerd. Cautionary Tale. Happy Husband. Proud Father. Obviously Jewish. markuskublincomedy.com Los Angeles, CA Joined January 2009-
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Some hard facts no one will tell you, but if you care about truth, you’ll want to know. Let’s start with the most fundamental lie you’re being told. “Israel occupied an Arab Palestinian state and stole their land.” Sit down for this. Such a state never existed in the…
“Ceasefire now!” Here’s a little secret for ya. There was a ceasefire! Wanna know when? On October 6th. Then Hamas broke it and attacked Israel. Want a ceasefire? Great. So do I. Right after Hamas returns all the hostages and surrenders. If you’re calling for a ceasefire…
“Israel is ethically cleansing Palestinians in Gaza and the West Bank and has been for 75 years.” Fascinating. So if that were the case, you’d expect the Palestinian population to be on a sharp decline. Wanna take a guess how many “Palestinians” (added the quotes because…
The Indiana University administration caved to antisemitic pressure and forced the IU Hillel to postpone an event with Mosab Hassan Youssef. Pres. Whitten must reinstate the event or step down and make way for a leader who will protect Jewish students. israelwarroom.quorum.us/campaign/iu
Getting ready for the #Oscars with my #CeasefireNOW pin!
Please donate to Zaka, whose holy mission is to rescue emergency victims and much more. give.zakaworld.org
This is amazing. Worth watching the whole way through, and you might just learn some history.
This is amazing. Worth watching the whole way through, and you might just learn some history.
I have ESP: an Extra Special Profession. Now booking shows for all of 2024 (except January) For comedy, magic and mentalism, contact me by phone, email, @ socials, or telepathically.
Everyone is being too hard on @Jokoy , who took on one of #Hollywood's hardest and most thankless jobs with short notice, as host of the #GoldenGlobes2024 . The stars all looked amazing, but they were a cold, lousy audience who treated a great comedian like an outsider.
@agelender @motelovich Even if all this rhetoric were semi accurate, "Palestine" ceased to exist years ago. Most historians and scholars also largely agree that Palestine was barely an ethnic group, let alone a true Arab state. Some historic quotes to back this up— "The Palestinian people does not…
Good. Harvard and MIT presidents next. There is no excuse for the level of cowardice that causes a university president to fail Jewish students by refusing to call out antisemitism and harassment. ssnews.page.link/K89RN9pk8zRDEo…
Listen to #HillaryClinton, who understands who #Hamas is, and why a cease-fire right now won't bring peace. From #TheView: youtu.be/czN4E-CTJ_E?si…
From #NPR, a portrait of a #memorial, as locals come together following the recent historic mass-scale #tragedy. instagram.com/p/C0ckdNKsKJC/…
All reposts and referrals are welcome and appreciated. #entertainment #entertainers #comedy #magic #mentalism
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@HilzFuld Thanks. I needed this. Well said.
@HilzFuld The mission remains!
@HilzFuld Thank you Hillel. I needed that drosha. It is relentless. I need to decompress.
@HilzFuld I wish Israel would stop explaining itself and just do what it needs to do to keep itself and the rest of us safe.
@HilzFuld thanks for writing this. You’ve captured how I was feeling. It is strange, but even as a non Jew, one feels overwhelmed with the unfairness and hatred targeted at the Jewish people. I can only remotely imagine how Jewish people in the US, UK and Canada would be feeing.…
@HilzFuld Thank you for sharing. I needed this today. I have been shopping this morning stocking up on necessities. Just in case. Everyone has the same expression on their faces. Hoping for the best but preparing for the next round of rockets. Stay strong, be safe.
@HilzFuld The whole world should be calling for hamas to release the hostages. If they want a ceasefire, release the hostages! Everybody should agree on this point.
@HilzFuld I’m not Jewish, but it breaks my heart seeing everything people say about Jews. To know that there are Jews seeing all the vile things is so sad. I hope you know a lot of none Jews stand with you xxxx
@HilzFuld Never in a million years did I think I’d see the day where hatred for Jewish people was so widespread and support for terrorists was so common in the US. I feel like I’m in an alternate reality right now.
@HilzFuld Great breakdown on the reported numbers nobody questions x.com/shelleygldschm…
🚨Data Expert Proves Gaza Casualty Numbers Fake🚨 The numbers are not real. That much is obvious to anyone who understands how naturally occurring numbers work. The casualties are not overwhelmingly women and children, and the majority may be Hamas fighters. Let's dig deeper 🧵
@ShelleyGldschmt @SA_Mum I just know they are fake numbers…whatever looks really bad is great. Reality has nothing to do with it when you pushing a fake narrative…
By historical standards of urban warfare, where combatants are embedded above and below into civilian population centers, this is a remarkable and successful effort to prevent unnecessary loss of life while fighting an implacable enemy that protects itself with civilians.
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