Madeline Evans @Mads_Evans
Twitter is just me positively affirming strangers. Joined July 2016-
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The Spirit pilot keeps referring to the cabin as the "front office" and I feel like I'm in high school again listening to morning announcements
I AM SO EXCITED
Got broken up with and as I was walking away, asked if I should salute or curtsey
Taurus: I'm looking for soul changing love Also Taurus: Let's take it slow
Any man who has ever mentioned Chicken Run to me has always broken my heart
Was in a meeting yesterday when my boss said, "I still haven't done number 17..." And my musical theatre brain screamed THE SPREAD EAGLE
Another day, another guy telling me Jeff Dunham is the funniest
James Austin Johnson sings “Jingle Bells” as Bob Dylan through the decades. #FallonTonight
I blame being raised on Johnny Depp movies for my attraction to gloomy, lanky men
Ew, a guy on hinge just told me SpongeBob was vapid and quoted kant at me
I think it's time for a musical adaptation of "Holes"
The most unrealistic part of stranger things is Nancy using a sharpie to draw over crayon
The biggest lie men have on dating apps isn't their height...it's that they all guarantee they'll make you laugh
Out at a bar and just remembered my corn in the microwave :(
Dating me is just receiving constant updates about the status of the Moon. (Which looks amazing right now and everyone should go look at it)
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how me and my girlies were born.
@poetastrologers Hi Taurus. No amount of planning five steps ahead will stop a curveball in life from coming at you. You owe it to yourself to begin learning how to not take it as a personal sign of moral character; these happen sometimes just because. You aren't any less lovable for that.
But for anyone out there that feels like rollin up some spiritual sleeves and prayin, send some up for my pops. Pray that he be as comfy and at peace as a man could get. And that he head home with no fear or regrets, knowing how loved he is. 🥰🙏
I’m doin just fine, Alex, but thanks. Death does not sadden or frighten me. It’s actually an incredibly powerful part of life. One that we’ll all reach one day. Where we get to go back to God, the source, and be surrounded by the highest vibration of energy, love. 🙌
@ZacharyLevi What do you need right now?
In everyone’s defense, ‘Bride of Frankenstein’ wasn’t about the doctor getting married.
“I’m never in the cute pictures because I’m always the one taking them!” -mom (who took this photo) 🤷🏼♀️😂
Am I the only one who walks into spider webs ALL THE TIME? I feel like I walk into a spider web on the sidewalk every single day. I’m probably gonna delete this tweet
I started my first day of class at Emory this morning…to say I’m excited would be an understatement. This tweet is just to remind YOU to apply for that thing, whatever it is, especially when it makes no sense, even when it makes no sense to you. lol 🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️
We are extremely saddened to learn of the passing of Bernard Cribbins. Known best to Doctor Who fans as the Doctor's friend and Donna's grandad Wilfred Mott, Bernard leaves behind a long legacy in film and TV. ❤️ bbc.in/3Q3UZ6P
@GumboShowJoe @jeffperkins8 @kdquinlan @alexisfromsetup @mercerthompson @kaylafloyd @kithughes @AGirlNamedSEW @denker @MartyFleish @srkhleif @Mads_Evans @SetupSays So, so great to be in person with everyone.
Sister night out to see #Frozen at the @TheFoxTheatre!!! ❄️ What an *amazing* show 🤍 In addition to the unbelievably talented cast, @Mads_Evans and I were dying at the gorgeous set + lighting design 🤩 (we’re both theatre kids, if that’s not obvious 😂🤷🏼♀️)
@poetastrologers ♉︎ Week ahead - Taurus: There's emphasis on gaining clarity & direction this week. You'd finally come to terms with what you want deep down vs what everyone else is trying yo tell you. It is okay to go down off the beaten road, it doesnt make you any less worthy. It's your life
re buffalo it was really weird seeing how many popular tweets there were expressing frustration that the police *didn’t* kill someone. like let’s get this straight do we want police killing people or not? i don’t think we do…
So much fun to see @jeffperkins8 @MoiraVetter @kdquinlan @alexisfromsetup @mercerthompson @kaylafloyd @kithughes @AGirlNamedSEW @denker @MartyFleish @srkhleif @Mads_Evans and many more at the @SetupSays #MarketersBreakfast IN-PERSON last week!
Our in-person #MarketersBreakfast last week knocked our socks off! Thank you to everyone who attended and to our fabulous, insightful speakers @jeffperkins8 @kdquinlan Jaclyn Osterloh + Sandi Murnane. setup.us/blog/marketers… We are so excited to be back in the room with you all!
why play hooky when you can just work very ineffectively for 7 hours instead
bro i hate twitter i’ll open this app and see some shit like this and start giggling and have to explain to my family
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