Laura Hawk @LauraSaysNada
Come for the snark. Stay for my desperate need for validation. Chaotic Neutral Same human name and handle on Threads, Tribel, Post, and Mastodon! California Joined April 2013-
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What time is the Rapture tomorrow? I have an appointment to work around...
If you live in Southern California and need a new car avoid North Hollywood Toyota. It's owned by the sleazy motherf*cker that loaned Trump the money yesterday. #TrumpCrimeSyndicate
This loser uses crappy AI images in an attempt to look like a bad ass and then turns off replies because people were hurting his fee fees. #MakeTexasMexicoAgain
Lol, on my way home just now, there were about 20 idiots waving Trump flags on an overpass. They were all at least 70, super white, and the overpass leads to the county dump. Sums up Trump in a nutshell. #VoteBlueForABetterAmerica
Are we all going to gloss over that creepy baby whisper is coming out of a 42 year old woman? Fundies are f*cked up freaks. #KatieBritt
Mike Johnson looks like his hemorrhoids are bothering him. #SOTU
I guess I shouldn't include this pic in the American Revolution slideshow I'm making for my students about my trip this weekend. They are the hardest working women in politics though... #Boston
$ 364 Million lololololol! #TrumpIsATraitorAndCriminal
LOLOLOLOLOL!!!! Deep state for the win!!! #TaylorSwiftSuperBowl
Lol, my two voting age kids thought the RFK ad was a weird promo for a TV show about the 60s. Aren't most people who voted for a Kennedy back then dead or Republicans by now? #BidenHarris2024
Does the sketch artist in the fraud case always make people look like cave trolls? His drawing of Alina Habba during closing arguments really captures her essence...#TrumpForPrison2024
Did Trump's attorney gargle his tiny, poop covered knob prior to the hearing this morning? What is with his weird voice? #TrumpForPrison2024
Jesus to the @LibertyU football team...
I just realized I've been conditioned by watching Rankin & Bass films since I was a kid to have to pee during commercial breaks even when I watch them without the ads. When Karen & Frosty board the train to the North Pole you've got 2 minutes to run to the potty. #Christmas2023
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My husband bought a backup generator for the house because we lose power every year during the November wind storms and just knocked out power to half the house (including the kitchen where I haven't finished cooking dinner) trying to test it... #UnhandyMan
Shaun King is the genius behind the Jardiance commercial. #ShaunKingSuccessStories
Can McCarthy wrap this up? I've got to go to work and want the laugh before I go.
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Now: Judge Merchan is addressing Trump’s motion regarding presidential immunity.
Per reporters in the room, after the Sandoval hearing & dealing with largely repetitive motions from Trump asking for do-overs on rulings the Judge has already made against him, Merchan says, "we're going to have opening statements on Monday morning. This trial is starting."
HEY TRAITORS: If Donald Trump has Presidential Immunity, then why did House Republicans spend millions of taxpayers' money on bogus investigations into President Biden?
Just a few months ago, Trump told his billionaire donors “You’re rich as hell. We’re going to give you tax cuts.” How does that make you feel? I think it’s outrageous.
He’s back at Trump Tower and that poor kid is in the blast zone.
But I was told Russia was a hoax.
JUST IN: The DC Circuit has upheld the conviction of former Ron/Rand Paul aide Jesse BENTON for orchestrating an illegal payment from a Russian national to the Trump campaign and RNC. documentcloud.org/documents/2455…
@rjphillips5 @LauraSaysNada @MarvelMaskless @kylegriffin1 @MSNBC Anger, much! Your fury, keeps common sense from helping you.
@nstehle @SarahHuckabee @TheFGA Your name is FGA. Foundation of Government Accountability. You are not a serious organization for selected @SarahHuckabee for anything! Google “Lectern”, and see what you think!
@nstehle @SarahHuckabee @TheFGA Did you give your best friend $19,000 for a trip to Paris too??
@nstehle @SarahHuckabee @TheFGA Lmao what is this made up award?
@nstehle @SarahHuckabee @TheFGA Inbreeding is strong in this family.
@nstehle @SarahHuckabee @TheFGA "big and bold conservative reform" Christian Nationalist code for "round'em up"
@nstehle @SarahHuckabee @TheFGA She has the worst approval ratings in 20 years, wants to gut public Ed, starts culture wars to divide us, and has stolen from the state with a referral sent to the prosecutor’s office. She has also eliminated child safety laws
@nstehle @SarahHuckabee @TheFGA Sarah is being honored by the Financial Grifters Associations?
While I am sure there could be legitimate reasons for skipping a child’s graduation, I can’t imagine there being a reason to skip 4… and then insist on going to the 5th kid’s.
In a tense exchange over redacting documents, Trump lawyer Emil Bove told Judge Merchan that prosecutors "have been invested in this case since 2018, and to say this is too much work is outrageous,” referring to Trump's attorneys' claim that it would be too much work to redact…
Why the hell is he allowed to keep his phone? I hate him.
Trump's attorney Susan Necheles pushes again to get the names of the DA's first few witnesses, saying they need to be ready for trial. Justice Merchan says they won't delay that trial. Necheles: "We don't want to." Merchan (emphatically): "You won't."
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