Lanny Farmer @LannyFarmer
Comedian. Vigilante. Hoodie collector. lannyfarmer.com Hoschton, Ga Joined February 2012-
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Might have to renew my Netflix subscription. All 6 seasons of Reba has been added.a as
Maybe the real eclipse is the friends we made along the way. #Eclipse2024
Remember when the scariest thing about Nickelodeon was “Are You Afraid of the Dark?” #QuietOnSet #Nickelodeon
My happiness is like Kate Middleton. Missing since Christmas. #KateMiddleton #KateGate
Remember to hide in the bushes or behind a pillar in a parking garage and jump out and wish every woman a Happy International Women’s Day! #International_Womens_Day
P. Diddy is changing his name to B. Diddlin, allegedly. #pdiddy
Trump released some sneakers, but I’m more excited for Biden to release his non-slip socks. #TrumpSneakers
What if Dunkin spent less money on commercials and more money on making their coffee not taste like motor oil? #Dunkings
Fellas if you want a girl like #TaylorSwift, just abuse the elderly and sing a song in the cringiest way possible. They love that shit.
My Fitbit told me congrats on swimming 23 minutes today. Didn’t have the heart to tell it that it was just raining and my heart rate was up because of anxiety.
The guy who played Elmo touched minors and no one cared. Larry David touched Elmo and is forced to apologize?
I don’t get the hate for Taylor Swift. Travis Kelce seems like a douche though.
Ran a stop sign the other day. But it was just one of those temporary ones on the side of a bus, so I think I’m okay.
Went to Petsmart yesterday and one of the cats up for adoption was asleep in his litter box. I don’t believe in spirit animals, but that one would probably be mine.
Changing my name to Stan Lee Cup, so white women will go crazy for me.
If someone is giving you a bunch of birds for Christmas over a 12 day period, that is not your true love. Call the cops.
I think the people who over decorate for Christmas probably did something really bad and they are trying to make up for it.
I always leave milk out for Santa. And a roll of toilet paper just incase he’s developed lactose intolerance.
I’m not seeing Wonka. I already watched the #SenateHearingRoom video and saw a Willy in the Chocolate Factory.
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36 Followers 133 Following ɪ ʟᴇᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ғᴇᴇʟ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʏᴏᴜ TᕼE s♥h♥i♥t♥ b͙u͙t͙ b͙o͙y͙ y͙o͙u͙ c͙a͙n͙t͙ o͙u͙t͙ ⒻⒶⓇⓉ ᗰE 💅
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490 Followers 371 Following Most of the time I tell jokes & act & stuff. I’m a comic that happens to be gay, straight people like me because “that’s not all I talk about”. 🏳️🌈🤟🏻
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368 Followers 315 Following I really try not to complain about things in person. That is what Twitter/X is for!
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368 Followers 315 Following I really try not to complain about things in person. That is what Twitter/X is for!
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36 Followers 133 Following ɪ ʟᴇᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ғᴇᴇʟ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʏᴏᴜ TᕼE s♥h♥i♥t♥ b͙u͙t͙ b͙o͙y͙ y͙o͙u͙ c͙a͙n͙t͙ o͙u͙t͙ ⒻⒶⓇⓉ ᗰE 💅
FRO VO @fro_vo
42K Followers 1K Following 🦋 @frovo.bsky.social - - TOP TWEETS: https://t.co/NZPHrTUDjC -- Recent Tweets: https://t.co/4WK3dR41F1 -- STORE: https://t.co/YaxNssq5DC
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Elizabeth Godina @egodina5
15 Followers 115 Following Gamer. Batman Fanatic. Amateur Cake Artist. I mostly made this to follow other nerds who play games. BNET: chaka#1779
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168 Followers 1K Following she/her. storyteller. bun-wearer. diet coke addict. general enthusiast. nancy drew devotee.
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4K Followers 2K Following ATLien. jokist 🎤CONAN, Late Late Show, Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Not to name drop, but I have Crohn’s. Album/Special, Basket Case, out now. link below
Cashley Banks @YoLisaYoLisaYo
499 Followers 466 Followingoh you wanna know who's my favorite rapper? 🤔🤔 heh, well truthfully there's many, but my Numero Uno's gotta be Royce the Five Foot Nine 😅😎😏
YES I have deleted only fans, but Janet Television is very much still with us! DM me to get in touch with her
When bookers ask me to help them find comedians last minute for their gigs what I say is "Sure." What I think, "Are you going to split your paycheck with me?"
Hi “taking the kids and going to your mother’s,” I’m dad.
I love when I see friends share famous comedian tour dates with captions like "Go see this guy!" Um, their shows will probably sell out with or without your help. My shows on the other hand...can you share those too?
Accidentally took my Adderall instead of Xanax…it’s going to be a very long (and productive) plane ride.
At least once a day I think of an opinion that I want to post on twitter and write it out, and then think, "I shouldn't say this out loud" and then delete the post. I think a minimum requirement for being a president should be having this kind of foresight, but that's just me.
Every time Neil Degrasse Tyson tweets that a movie isn’t scientifically accurate
Got alittle fresh mountain water flying
When are we going to end the insanity of DST and changing clocks? Pick one and stick with it.
guy asked me to share something embarrassing and I was like ugh idk I guess i feel embarrassed reentering comedy into a younger scene when my peers have moved on and although I take more joy in their success than you can even imagine I still have an understanding of my own limits
Norm Macdonald died from cancer today, and I am sad, but I like to think that he's in a better place, where he can never get murdered by OJ Simpson. RIP Norm
in honor of Norm MacDonald’s passing, I’m going to watch Carrot Top’s Chairman of the Bored.
Is the Friends reunion just them getting together figuring out how to make the show funny?
Suggesting other people for 2016 to kill is contrary to your compassion for the people 2016 has killed.
Back in Athens tonight and getting paid to do comedy.
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