Anyone that follows me that doesn’t think we should ban assault weapons please f**k off and die

You see this footstool? It’s a nice footstool, right? Not perfect, sure. But you can put your feet on it. I bought it for 44 billion dollars. It’s now worth 20 billion dollars. I am a business genius person.

ummm when will their turn be over?

This guy is literally using all his timer because he can't attack my Miltank.

Could this guy be anymore clueless about how to run this place? This is absolutely absurd. twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…

The power is in the eyes of the beholder. Here are MLB.com's #OpeningDay power rankings. 💪

But the drag shows and tiktok are far more dangerous to children according to the government twitter.com/bbcworld/statu…

Secret Invasion will officially land on Disney+ on June 21, 2023 🍻

J.T. Realmuto got ejected for this 🤣 (via @timandfriends)

Larry David wrote Seinfeld while living in subsidized housing for artists. We used to do things just like this. Grants for artists, public funds for them to live and work.

most of these shouldn't be much of a surprise twitter.com/rottewange/sta…

#ItsTheGuns

Going to be retweeting this daily as I urgently need a place to stay for Fort Wayne. Please RT if you see this. twitter.com/Yoshiandlugia/…

A yearlong open beta followed by 6+ months of downtime twitter.com/multiversus/st…

Charlotte regionals disqualification Read: twitlonger.com/show/n_1ss91i3

@TheCalamityCarl have you seen the first few minutes of the new Shin Kamen Rider movie are online? youtube.com/watch?v=uydUqZ…

Serebii Update: The next 7 Star Tera Raid Battle has been fully revealed. Battle against Bug Tera Type Samurott. Runs from March 31st through April 2nd and April 7th through 9th Details @ serebii.net/index2.shtml

digital blackface is NOT when you post a new york or nene gif digital blackface when you pretend to be black and go into black online spaces with the intent of speaking FOR black people twitter.com/CNN/status/163…

TONIGHT twitch.tv/lobrocop

guys, RWBY is so good

this site is 20% incel men writing rules such as "Eateing Nitendo Switch Games Saps Your Tetosterone" and the other 80% quote tweeting them ten times a day to say that eating switch games is fine and they're not even that bitter tasting

Happy 7th anniversary to the best celebrity interview moment ever recorded (when Michael Shannon was asked who would win in a fight between Batman and Superman):

My secular Jewish son hung out at a Jewish youth group event and when I asked how it was he said they talked a lot about tarot and I said do you mean Torah and he said oh yeah that and I’m still only 40% sure I’m right.

you can’t make this shit up, Kanye says watching 21 Jump Street and seeing actor Jonah Hill is the reason he likes Jewish people again

Just revealed! Avengers 60th Anniversary Tribute - variant covers coming soon @Marvel #marvelcomics #comicart #comcicbooks #marvel #avengers

@MaeveODork @WolfeyGlick

New business idea: We're going to come back as a bank and use VHS and DVDs as currency. Time to go visit your mom.

@TicTocGames @pax @GrandPOOBear thought you might like this game

Afroman is being sued by police over recording a rap music video using his own surveillance footage of them wrongfully raiding his place. They are suing for invasion of privacy.🤣