-
Tweets46
-
Followers20
-
Following38
-
Likes12
I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around. #dadjokes - generated by healthydadproject.com/dadjoke
Doctor: Do you want to hear the good news or the bad news? Patient: Good news please. Doctor: we're naming a disease after you. #dailydadjoke #dadjoke - generated by healthydadproject.com/dadjoke
The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me. #baddadjoke - generated by healthydadproject.com/dadjoke
Shout out to my grandma That's the only way she can hear... healthydadproject.com/dadjoke/ #dadjoes
How do you organize a space party? You planet. - generated by healthydadproject.com/dadjoke #dadjoke
Have you tried thesis? healthydadproject.com/thesis-alterna… #takethesis #thesis
What do you call a beehive without the b's? An eehive. - generated by healthydadproject.com/dadjoke #dadjokes #dadjoke
I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now. - generated by healthydadproject.com/dadjoke #dadjokes #dadjoke
15 lessons from losing 15kg of fat. 1. Cardio is optional, not a requirement. 2. You don't need much lifting at all to maintain muscle.
My balloon elephant wouldn’t fit in the back seat of the car so I had to pop the trunk.
278 lbs lost 🔥🔥 Epic 👏👏👏👏
What do a couple of firefighters call their male child? Arson.
I used ChatGPT to build a Dad Joke Generator: healthydadproject.com/dadjoke #buildinpublic
I tried Thesis Nootropics for 30 Days. Don’t waste your money. healthydadproject.com/thesis-nootrop… #Thesis #nootropics
People are taping their mouthes to get sleep. Does it work? #hostagetape tr.ee/tO0Aml7gil
What's the difference between a politician and a snail? One is slimy, a pest and leaves a noxious trail, the other is a snail.
I just got a photo from a speeding camera through the post. I sent it right back - way too expensive and really bad quality.
Whiteboards ... are remarkable. - generated by healthydadproject.com/dadjoke #dadjokes
I asked my date to go to the gym the other day. They never showed up. That's when I knew we wouldn't work out. - generated by healthydadproject.com/dadjoke #dadjokes
I don’t eat donuts, I graze on them by ripping off pieces of them until I’ve eaten 5 #dadbod #whyamilikethis?
Claire Skreen @cla_skr
52 Followers 5K Following
Nikole Dredge @NDredge24265
46 Followers 5K Following
Alesha Caudy @AleshaCaud53405
40 Followers 5K Following
Arie Manthey @ar_manth
54 Followers 5K Following
Reign Delmedico @DelmedicoR39844
36 Followers 4K Following
Angella Bassel @AngellaBas68763
26 Followers 4K Following
Margeret Belak @marge_bel
41 Followers 5K Following
Violet Mires @mires_vio
36 Followers 5K Following
Margarett Abare @AbarMargar
40 Followers 5K Following
Royal Theisen @roy_thei
45 Followers 5K Following
Misty @misty_martinez_
196 Followers 3K Following
Jean-Pierre Berthet @jpberthet
2K Followers 762 Following Chief Digital Officer | Institute for skills & innovation @sciencespo
SOLSIES - Soporte Té.. @solsiesnl
19 Followers 104 Following Consultoría de sistemas, Páginas web y pagos en línea, proyectos. Nuestro sentido de urgencia y cercanía con nuestros clientes nos caracteriza.
Longer Loving @LongerLoving
69 Followers 39 Following
Kathleen @YakkingShowHost
2K Followers 2K Following Co-host of The Yakking Show. The show that helps to create experts in business.
GigaMundo @GigaMundoAtual
23K Followers 10K Following
The Yakking Show @YakkingShow
1K Followers 2K Following Peter and Kathleen - 2-channel podcast with guests to share actionable business tips and ideas. And Harmony: Your Path To Wholeness & a Healthy Life.
Chris Fitkin 🏃�.. @chrisfitkin
5K Followers 4K Following Building AI powered software for fun! 🏗 ex-CTO turned indie hacker 🧑💻 I will help you build and launch your MVP 🚀
Peter Wright @zimpeterw
15K Followers 17K Following Inspirational Speaker | Published Author | Independent Thinker | Co-Host https://t.co/yYQCsZJhX5
WITness Success Conf @WITnessSuccess
2K Followers 988 Following Join us in Louisville, KY on August 2-3, 2024. We can’t wait to see you in person! To learn more visit: https://t.co/9F75eZtZKO
Midwest Dreamin' @MidWest_Dreamin
3K Followers 898 Following The official Twitter account of Midwest Dreamin', coming to the Hyatt Regency Minneapolis, July 17-19, 2024.
Stefan Smulders @SmuldersStefan
34K Followers 1K Following Founder & CSO at @Expandi_io (bootstrapped). Scaling my company to $10M ARR. Tweets on LinkedIn growth, lead generation and startups.
Franklin Graham @Franklin_Graham
2.9M Followers 126 Following Official Twitter account for the President of Samaritan's Purse and the Billy Graham Evangelistic Association. Opinions stated are my own.
#buildinpublic @buildinpublic
27K Followers 1 Following Use hashtag #buildinpublic to share what you're working on and discover other makers. We'll retweet your most interesting tweets 🙌 – Made by @marckohlbrugge
Keto Brainz Nootropic.. @ketobrainz
1K Followers 2K Following Keto Brainz Nootropic Creamer - Focus & Clarity on Demand. 300mg AlphaSize ® Alpha-GPC, 300mg Lion’s Mane Mushroom, 250mg L-Theanine, 8g C8 MCT Powder 🧠🔥
The Strength Co. @thestrength_co
5K Followers 195 Following VETERAN OWNED • USA Barbell Equipment • Starting Strength Affiliate Gym • Online Coaching
Garage Gym Reviews @garagegymreview
3K Followers 9 Following Our mission is to inform, inspire, and connect the Garage Gym Community. We want you to get the most of your money, time and performance.
Healthline @Healthline
69K Followers 703 Following We’re committed to being your trusted ally in your pursuit of health and well-being. Count on us for information, guidance, inspiration, and genuine caring. 🌱
Peter Wright @zimpeterw
15K Followers 17K Following Inspirational Speaker | Published Author | Independent Thinker | Co-Host https://t.co/yYQCsZJhX5
Andy Galpin, PhD @DrAndyGalpin
76K Followers 917 Following Prof CSU Fullerton, PhD Human Bioenergetics & Muscle Phys, Coach to Elite Athletes (MMA, MLB, PGA, NFL, etc). BioMo Athlete, Absolute Rest, Vitality Blueprint
KneesOverToesGuy @kneesovertoesg
145K Followers 104 Following Online Coaching: https://t.co/5uyL41rBZ2 Home Gym Equipment: https://t.co/a3lAx7Qty4 Foot-Inspired Shoes: https://t.co/7AhBLRVW0f
Dad Joke Han Solo @dadjokehansolo
42K Followers 50 Following Just a dad trying to make his son smile. Join the "Dad" side of the Force! Haha! Ben why aren't you laughing this is great stuff!
Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes
651K Followers 52 Following Best dad jokes on twitter - we’re also on Instagram and Facebook.
Chris Fitkin 🏃�.. @chrisfitkin
5K Followers 4K Following Building AI powered software for fun! 🏗 ex-CTO turned indie hacker 🧑💻 I will help you build and launch your MVP 🚀
The Fitness Dad @jonnyfitnessdad
140 Followers 324 Following Personal trainer in Amersham Bucks💪online coach🏋🏻♀️ Reeses peanut butter lover😋Proud dad👶Using social media to help as many people as possible😁
Men's Journal + Fitne.. @mjfit
1.0M Followers 453 Following The best in men's #training #fitness #nutrition #health #lifestyle and much more. Everything you need to live a healthy and adventurous life from @mensjournal.
Men's Health Mag @MensHealthMag
4.5M Followers 1K Following Men's Health magazine is your ultimate guide to fitness, health, weight loss, nutrition, sex, style and guy wisdom.
Men’s Fitness UK @MensFitnessMag
188K Followers 121 Following Helping men to a life of health and happiness.
James Laurain @TheJamesLaurain
107 Followers 61 Following Talks about #customerengagement #revenue #crm Head of Growth at Aampe — The only continuously-adaptive customer activation platform
The CrossFit Games @CrossFitGames
968K Followers 944 Following Host of the ultimate Test of Fitness.
Calm @calm
267K Followers 3K Following Calm your mind. Change your life. We’re here to support you on every step of your mental health journey. 💙 Try Calm for free ➡️ https://t.co/vQavTgHZnd
Kofi Kingston @TrueKofi
2.2M Followers 409 Following I am the one True Hand of the King, the True Kofi Kingston. @UpUpDwnDwn's Mr 24/7 aka "Mr Gatcho" as in: #GatchoASS! https://t.co/Hg3QkqCcRl
John Cena @JohnCena
14.3M Followers 769K Following A forum of thoughts and perspectives designed to ignite conversations and actions leading to growth, and occasional self promotion. #NeverGiveUp #RiseAboveHate
Hodgetwins @hodgetwins
2.5M Followers 3K Following Merch & Giveaways at: https://t.co/kxb8qjGCDW —— PODCAST: @thetwinspod
/MachineLearning @slashML
121K Followers 1 Following
Elon Musk @elonmusk
181.0M Followers 575 Following
Rogue Fitness @RogueFitness
377K Followers 158 Following Leading manufacturer of strength & conditioning equipment. Official supplier to #crossfitgames, #USAW, #worldsstrongestman, #arnoldclassic. #ryourogue
The Mindfulness Medit.. @TrainingMindful
638K Followers 48K Following Charles A Francis: Mindfulness teacher. Speaker. Author “#Mindfulness #Meditation Made Simple: Your Guide to Finding True #InnerPeace” #inspirationalquotes #joy
Fox News @FoxNews
24.5M Followers 261 Following Follow America's #1 cable news network, delivering you breaking news, insightful analysis, and must-see videos. https://t.co/sXA1eVB5Gv
Clean Eating Magazine @cleaneatingmag
128K Followers 347 Following The official page for living clean! Grab a copy of Clean Eating in print or visit https://t.co/qB7WuUjZA4 to enjoy real food for a healthy, happy life.
Insider Tech @TechInsider
721K Followers 484 Following What you want to know about tech. A section of @thisisinsider. Follow us on Facebook, Instagram, and YouTube. Visit our homepage for the day's top stories.It’s a hot one today 🥵 Stay hydrated! 💧💧💧
I just got a photo from a speeding camera through the post. I sent it right back - way too expensive and really bad quality.
Why did the monkey and Jane fight over Tarzan? Because they heard that he swings both ways.
I used to have a job collecting leaves. I was raking it in.
Doing hurdles on my morning trail run Look close 🐍
Up at 2:40 am Drinking coffee ☕️ Running my first 5k in 3 hours Wish me luck!
@HealthyDadProj Cellular 🎶 modular 🎶 interactivodular! 🎶
You do not need: - a logo - a website - a business name You do need: - a good offer - a target market - lots of outreach This is all it took for me to run up over $100,000 while in high school.
Twitter recommendation source code now available to all on GitHub
A store: Sells pants with holes already in them Dads:
Another great shot by @MakFreeman 🔥🔥🔥 #MensHealth #MuscleAndFitness #MensFitness #MensHealthMagazine
Trends for United States
You might like
