FurBearingMammal @FurryVarmint

He/Him, cis, author of a few books you probably haven't read, gay/trans/non-binary ally. Hardcore leftist. Not A furry, just very furry. amazon.com/S.-W.-Douglas/… Joined November 2010

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Mr. J 🇺🇦 @direllac12

8 hours ago

There's nothing worse than launching your boat at the boat ramp, spending a day on the water, to come back and look under your truck to find you have a bad seal on your diffential.

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FurBearingMammal @FurryVarmint

10 hours ago

Yes, please point

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FurBearingMammal @FurryVarmint

11 hours ago

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FurBearingMammal @FurryVarmint

11 hours ago

Art(oo) De(too)co

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This site is such a Nazi hellhole that Alex Jones - ALEX JONES - is getting swarmed and ratioed for daring to say bad things about Hitler. Elon and his friends have fully lost control of the antisemitic menace they’ve unleashed

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FurBearingMammal @FurryVarmint

a day ago

Interesting that his affiliation ("Boogalations") with the Boogaloo Bois seems to be ignored.

PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes

a day ago

Interesting that his affiliation ("Boogalations") with the Boogaloo Bois seems to be ignored.

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FurBearingMammal @FurryVarmint

a day ago

Boigers

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FurBearingMammal @FurryVarmint

a day ago

So, decided to grill up some burgers and started to fry up some bacon to go on top. All I could smell was wet dog. One Google search later... Hmm. Boar taint. Never run into that before, even from home-grown bacon I had once where the boar was very much not castrated. Walmart.

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FurBearingMammal @FurryVarmint

2 days ago

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FurBearingMammal @FurryVarmint

2 days ago

The instant a troll says they're having fun, disengage. If they're being honest, they won, and ignoring them hands the win to you. If they're getting desperate, you already won. Either way, they lose, and you just stopped wasting your time.

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FurBearingMammal @FurryVarmint

2 days ago

You have to hand it to the US health system and stuff effect reporting. A drug that causes weight loss is listed as having a side effect of, get this... Unexpected weight loss. Doc, that appetite suppressant you put me on sure did make me not want to eat! Totally unexpected!

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FurBearingMammal @FurryVarmint

4 days ago

This steak is so blue it can't work in Oklahoma. This steak is so blue it drums on random items for Intel commercials.

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4 days ago

This steak is so blue it can't work in Oklahoma. This steak is so blue it drums on random items for Intel commercials.

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FurBearingMammal @FurryVarmint

4 days ago

How Christian of them

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FurBearingMammal @FurryVarmint

4 days ago

Go home, @marcjacobs, you're drunk and clearly out of ideas.

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FurBearingMammal @FurryVarmint

5 days ago

Tell me Elon is keeping Twitter apolitical without telling me he's a lying sack of diseased monkey dung with an agenda. Also tell me how advertising is actually being examined before they let it fly. First one was just now, second last week.

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FurBearingMammal @FurryVarmint

5 days ago

This is pretty cool, actually. A new type of organelle has been evolving inside a bacteria and we just discovered it! newatlas.com/biology/life-m…

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Nikolaj🍦🇺🇦 @nikicaga

5 days ago

The errors they made in question

ka paul 📕 @maoistnujabes

7 days ago

The errors they made in question https://t.co/B5gHBflz8O

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FurBearingMammal @FurryVarmint

6 days ago

And just tried to send me down a dead end road

FurBearingMammal @FurryVarmint

6 days ago

And just tried to send me down a dead end road

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FurBearingMammal @FurryVarmint

6 days ago

You have to absolutely love it when google decides to send you onto four-wheeler trails, over bridges that no longer exist, and so far back into the woods that you have to decide between going back over to ruts or risking getting stuck in the swamp. Twice in one trip.

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MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch

6 days ago

How humiliating. The Charlotte GOP accidentally mocked a word-for-word transcript of Donald Trump's incoherent speech without realizing it was Trump's words.