Bob Lee Swagger @FunchionPat
i get paid to do cool shit Joined March 2016-
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Driving through the city blaring dubstep like I run the streets or something
As a Philadelphian, @Subtronics dropping dreams and nightmares was one of the sickest things I’ve ever witnessed
If you’ve ever double parked at 69th street, we can’t be friends
I need to meet an engineer and pitch my billion dollar idea to save the planet from this water crisis going on
Turned off all my notifications Friday and it’s been the greatest gift to myself
I’d absolutely love to see Deebo in a birds uni, but at what price?
Who do you think you are honking your horn at chick-fil-a’s drive through? This is a fine establishment
Who wants to fuck around and rent an island out with me?
I swear PPA is just floating around like “oh that car is up in a minute, let’s screw him” like they got nothing better else to do
I had to go twitter silent for this cornhole league, but let me tell you how we came up clutch to win the championship. Don’t ask me how
If you remember the ‘92 Powder Blue Toyota Corolla whipping through your neighborhood, we cool
I’m gonna totally ride with the dudes in the mens basketball league calling me commiss even though I do nothing but keep score
It’s been an Odd Future, MF Doom station kinda day and frankly I’m just gonna make this my music for the week
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This weekend Friday: show and up til 5am Saturday: work 11-4, immediately leave for nyc for another show, up til 5am Sunday: work 11-4 Give me my fucking flowers
I can’t wait til @PremierLacrosse starts gaining more fans than the @MLB
Allergies are kicking our ass out here
@FunchionPat Just bc I send you an ass pic every Monday morning? Grow up
Fly like an Eagle. #FlyEaglesFly
I wanna say this.. the “doing drugs” part doesn’t make you cool. I struggled a long time to figure this out. Hero doses, putting my brain in dire situations to show off. There’s nothing cool about that to me. ALWAYS start low and slow. Test ur bag. Peer pressure is wack. ILY 💜
wrapping up this new collab with @BigGigantic for their upcoming album 🤗
@FunchionPat Funch I was just thinking this for myself
Kevin Durant having to deal with Kyrie AND Ben Simmons. 🙏