@CowboysNation @JoeyIckes i embrace all who enjoy the human-statistical hybrid lifestyle

you're saying no one else lost it? well that's weird because i have. i am the legitimate data and analytics arm of the dallas cowboys organization

this is the official stats account of the dallas cowboys. i've just lost my check like everybody else

@RobAlexTheGreat Yeah the FO definition of success is outdated imo. EPA success rate works better from this standpoint

@Jolleen0 remaining context in this thread twitter.com/CowboysStats/s…

@CoopsFB be the change you want to see on the timeline

@Jolleen0 elon shadowbanned the tweet but i've been captivated by this seahawks fact

@joelsmith @FakeHawksFacts this explains so much

@joelsmith @FakeHawksFacts did pete carroll have the seawise farmer tweet taken down

who is to blame

the seawise farmer has reached the summit. the Great Reaping is at hand

with each meter scaled, it becomes less likely this being's paranormal powers can be contained. it's only a matter of time

the seawise farmer has escaped its tank and is climbing the space needle

@trichesfaucons @HustleChillson makes you think

at the behest of 49ers ownership, roger goodell has opened an investigation into the seahawks' rumored exploitation of a psychic octopod referred to by whistleblowers as the seawise farmer

in a text message, pete carroll asked whether seahawks media relations had issued a statement. when told they had not, he responded only with the following emojis: 🐙 🏈 😉

the seattle seahawks have declined to comment on the existence of the seawise farmer

@nathan_h_b honestly a little hurt that i wasn't entrusted with this information sooner. on the other hand, it's clear why i was not

none of your seahawks twitter friends are discussing the seawise farmer, even though it's all you want to talk about that's because they're convinced its anonymity is crucial to their success

the seawise farmer

@FakeHawksFacts simply learn about world events that occurred after 2021. it isn't hard

syllabus change: our next lecture will now cover the seawise farmer, and the epistemological implications of its existence for practitioners of ball twitter.com/FakeHawksFacts…

all hail the seawise farmer — she who sows in secret and reaps Wisdom

@NotToBeTrite if there's one thing that unites toxic masculinity twitter, it's giving credit to the dainty skill players who start each play hiding behind the teammates who use brute force to clear the way for them

big if true twitter.com/FakeHawksFacts…

the giants run on dunkin twitter.com/giants/status/…

@theStevenRuiz that's right

@Forester932 his style of play, which has yet to work for the nfl's chicago bears, is revolutionizing university pro days across america

@DaltonBMiller @ConnorNFLDraft as the yankees narrowly hold onto a one-run lead to notch their 13 consecutive win, connor lets out an excruciating screech

the cowboys are not going to draft your favorite prospect this year. they don't have room for him even if they wanted him. also they've determined he is bad at football