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@thepainguy If I'm a pitcher who has used 'clean' mechanics my whole life and not had special stuff, then I use the 'risky mechanics' and suddenly I have MLB potential... yeah I'm gonna keep using the risky mechanics. Risk arm health for shot at MLB, or play it safe for no shot?
@thepainguy Chris: Modern pitching methods destroy arms & pitchers should stop using "risky" mechanics John: Refusing "risky" methods in favor of longevity-maxxing hurts your chances of reaching MLB and thriving — if you don't make it in MLB, your arm health/longevity is a moot point
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The Dodgers got some good news on Edwin Diaz amid his recovery from elbow surgery⬇️⬇️ si.com/mlb/dodgers/on…
@David_Ace31 @SubwayTJ he could have just got the surgery that 9 other pitchers in the league are getting this season, he refused
@beatsbybecca He was not just “attending fights” he is an active participant. And even if you want to argue PR shouldn’t have to follow our laws - by not punishing edwin diaz, MLB is implicitly endorsing animal cruelty as acceptable behavior. Diaz isn’t just some random guy, he’s an MLB star
@BigBurlyBastard @Buster_ESPN ESPN had a live-updating feed about the Michael Vick dogfighting story within 24 hours of that news breaking
@beatsbybecca Guess animal cruelty is cool now, got it
@beatsbybecca "my rooster went down dead and got up to fighting. Doing what my roosters know how to do. Finish fights. He did what I do when I come in to pitch the 9th. Close out the game" This Edwin Diaz quote is from March 10 2026.
@beatsbybecca What are you talking about he was photographed smiling in courtside cockfighting arena seats on March 10th. He was there on his day off from the WBC! In the article he is quoted saying “I feel safe here. The cockfighting arena is my home.” This could not possibly be more damning
Weird how ESPN won’t touch the edwin diaz illegal cockfighting story with a 7,000 ft poll. When Mike Vick got busted for dog fighting they had a live updating feed of the latest developments in that case within 24 hours of the news breaking.
@hunterclark2000 Did you know edwin diaz is guilty of animal cruelty
@BNightengale Hey bob, any update on the edwin diaz animal cruelty case
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