What are the worst three words in golf?

@ArticulatSailor @thestevenwoods @GolfDigest You know, the path that goes along the fairway. Oh wait, I’m sure you have no idea what the fairway is either

@CFoster79 @thestevenwoods @GolfDigest I know what the fairway is … it’s that strip of finely trimmed grass I drive my balls as deep as possible before hitting the hole with a 7incher

@CFoster79 @thestevenwoods @GolfDigest You’d kill for a 7 inch putt after smashing it down the fairway …