America @Americathedumb
it’s hard being Number One and also just the worst. Under Canada Joined November 2021-
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hey how many justices should we appoint to decide the fate of hundreds of millions. Like 9 oughtta do it, right?
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hey how many justices should we appoint to decide the fate of hundreds of millions. Like 9 oughtta do it, right?
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Joe Rogan can go political discourse himself.
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And so it was, in the third week, of the third surge, of the third year of COVID, the Queen declared “Let them eat four tests!”
How it started How it’s going
Who’s got two thumbs and a third of the world’s new Covid cases? THIS GUY!!!
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