addison @AddisonAlan

serial maunderer. writer. carpenter. mechanical engineer. imbecile. Rockwall, TX Joined May 2009

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addison @AddisonAlan

a hour ago

@styledinred I’m built like this, btw

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addison @AddisonAlan

a hour ago

Intimately familiar with this particular brand of consternation. Figure it out king.

ElBuni @therealbuni

10 hours ago

En japon, el gorila kiyomasa se peleo con su mujer Lo echo de su guarida del zoologico Y despues lo captaron sentado replanteandose la vida

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He is the antithesis of everything decent and good about America. He looted and stole every ideal and institution and hollowed them all out to serve and perpetuate his delusions of himself. He is a cancer eating away at the soul of the world.

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addison @AddisonAlan

3 days ago

Is everyone just a self-righteous annoying fucking loser now, or what?

Chris Boettcher @chrisboettcher9

4 days ago

I have zero tolerance for dads who show up on vacation, immediately crack and cold one, and then spend hours observing the fun their kids are having from a chair instead of being a part of it. You can choose numbness or you can choose to make memories. You don't get the time

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addison @AddisonAlan

6 days ago

@buffys Being at home, Buffy’s.

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addison @AddisonAlan

6 days ago

@Staceballs @AgingRanchHand Widows Bay is so fucking good.

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addison @AddisonAlan

a week ago

I am so glad I saw this.

O’Shea Jackson Jr @OsheaJacksonJr

a week ago

I saw it. Now you have to see it. His name is Samuel. And he…is a king.

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addison @AddisonAlan

a week ago

@Jeff_Coop27 This was my first thought. 635/DNT/75 is going to be an even bigger nightmare.

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addison @AddisonAlan

2 weeks ago

This is about as bleak as it gets. Cartoonishly dystopian and soulless.

Vivek Sen @Vivek4real_

2 weeks ago

SAM ALTMAN: “WE SEE A FUTURE WHERE INTELLIGENCE IS A UTILITY, LIKE ELECTRICITY OR WATER, AND PEOPLE BUY IT FROM US ON A METER.”

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addison @AddisonAlan

3 weeks ago

@abighoul_js Congrats, Abigail.

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addison @AddisonAlan

4 weeks ago

@bkp2525 To be fair, James had some seriously impressive ears on him. We all had our impressive features. The group curiosity just found his ears with a flashlight that night.

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addison @AddisonAlan

4 weeks ago

My son is on the roof taking photos of windpants I had in high school for depop.

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addison @AddisonAlan

4 weeks ago

@bkp2525 If it helps, it was at Chris Clark’s house. His birthday party I think. We all camped out on the fucking ground in sleeping bags. Pretty positive it was James. I remember us shining a flashlight through his big ass ears and making them glow red hahahahaha.

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addison @AddisonAlan

4 weeks ago

@bkp2525 Somebody fell into that fuckin fire and I’m pretty sure it was James. Like face-first, stop, drop, and roll shit. 5-alarm. We weren’t even drinking then. Just sober 14-year-old morons jumping over a fire for the love of the game.

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addison @AddisonAlan

4 weeks ago

@bkp2525 He found them at a thrift shop. Black Nike, lined, zipper at the ankles. I think mine got melted while jumping over a campfire. The same campfire that your brother, if memory serves, fell completely into while also trying to be a circus clown the same night.

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addison @AddisonAlan

4 weeks ago

Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers

7 years ago

Some of you guys are alright. Don't be alive on May 15, 2026, when I set off the global pandemic which shall come to be referred to by the struggling, tormented survivors as "The Event".