SCHRADER BETTER WIN THE DOAK WALKER AWARD OR I’M LOSING MARBLES

HOW THE FUCK WAS MEVIS NOT NOMINATED FOR THE GROZA AWARD??

MEVIS GONNA WIN IT

@VET_999 The Yao Ming of movies. Bigger than big

#NotMyGus twitter.com/mlb/status/173…

He’s taller than the stadium. He could QB sneak from his own 10 and score twitter.com/hayesfawcett3/…

Didn’t know it was terrible hair day on my TL today

@Chiefkieef1 @Missouri_Mike13 That was me not DJ Lemahui hitting a walk off in that gif

@Missouri_Mike13 @Chiefkieef1 Good team. Looking forward to getting to know the guys and play a good second base

Just good clean living twitter.com/barstoolku/sta…

@Chiefkieef1 Yes....

Miss my old groupchat. Probably missed out on what New Mexico State linebacker hit the portal today. Oh well what will I do

Recruiting hardo groupchats make me laugh so hard. He played at Toledo and had the third most pass pass break ups in the conference. Yeah well he played at Toledo so he sucks. Also who cares

Hell ya braj. No one knew like our potench. Roll Tide twitter.com/austinsrandolp…

Woahhhhhhhh. Dude don’t get anymore excited twitter.com/randymovoice/s…

How the fuck do people keep up with or care about the transfer portal?? “Dude we may get this corner from Minnesota” how the fuck do do you know that and why do you care. Football is for eating at Hooters and pounding beers and being sexist towards the girls. Not recruiting

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@Missouri_Mike13 Yeah. S’too bad

Lauren’s dog Ernie who just turned 1 last week— Happy Birthday Ernie— is getting his haircut tomorrow. Lauren is also slowly coping she can’t message Ally on teams. The Agent JoJo just got a job as a Bounty Hunter. That’s your mid day update on the home of the EAGLES K T U I

I need an Ernie behavior update for our daily mid day Lauren news @LaurenGrissom2

@hopper4heisman In the cremeatory. I’m nothing but ashes

@hopper4heisman

@marc_torbit As a life long Bruins fan congrats. Broke my heart to see that. I cried as well. Can’t believe you guys did it

I want the angriest Rottweiler this world has to offer. Name it a gay name like Sunshine or something and just absolutely unleash hell on everyone

Yeah yeah should’ve saved that energy for not letting Travis Diener work your ass. Hawks putting up triple digits twitter.com/mizzouhoops/st…

I love Brad Marchand. Plays dirty and doesn’t give a fuck. One of my top five faves

@Swamp85 Quiet Stove

I’d be down for red sex twitter.com/creepyorg/stat…

Hawks by 40. Wayne Semien and Sherron Collins finna work them twitter.com/benarnetkomu/s…

I’m going full blown hater anymore no one is safe except for Marc Ally Lauren and the Agent. Everyone else seek shelter