Insanitease (and gravy) @AbrahamMor3
Fully grown but childishly shy. Twitter.com/search/from:Ab… The North Coast Joined June 2017-
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I brushed about 5 pounds of fur out and he's still fluffy frosting.
A violent, racist child with a gun fetish who kills Americans in the streets because he got scared after purposefully putting himself into a situation multiple times where he could play pretend cop with his cool new gun and claim self-defense is not and will never be an American…
QT with a picture of a much younger you. 1987
QT with a picture of a much younger you. 1987 https://t.co/h7CXW2ZRka
Up until five minutes ago I thought Coachella was a Disney Princess who made expensive handbags.
Every time I take a mirror selfie.
It's awkward when I have to pull someone aside and point out that my fly is open.
Got kicked out of the rap battle for curtsying too much
I think it’s okay to spank children. Not because it builds their character or anything, I just think it’s neat.
Eating clam chowder out of the can with my hand like Winnie the Pooh.
Haven't seen my neighbor in a while and his dog is looking awfully fat.
Me: Do you think the cars with the eyelashes are flirting with the trucks with the nuts? Interviewer: I meant questions about the company
I was gonna do one of those anonymous questions tweets, but then I realized I could give myself a lobotomy with this power drill instead.
200 years ago i would have died at the age of 34 from being stabbed by a guy with tuberculosis who found me annoying.
This is the most insane thing you will see today 🤯
A doubleheader, the spring game, and Masters Saturday
Not true. I wouldn't sell Bibles
BREAKING: Trump's viral hug at Chick-fil-A was actually with a MAGA operative. It turns out Michaelah Montgomery is a "political consultant" who worked for the Georgia GOP for years and is a city director for Candace Owens's "BLEXIT" organization. meidastouch.com/news/trumps-vi…
“The difference between 'asocial' and 'antisocial' has a lot to do with empathy,” I explain to my refrigerator.
Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP
102K Followers 20K Following I’d rather be working on my yard. #envydastrength I retweet regular people. My tweets are here: https://t.co/zOIJ18SHBV
The B. @anerdonfire2
37K Followers 14K Following My thoughts were full of other things when I wandered off the path. Dante Alighieri, Inferno
Trey @treydayway
41K Followers 6K Following *Something profound* - @treydayway https://t.co/c64nfwFO1X
Burning Mom ⚡️ @MomOnFire
75K Followers 2K Following Smooth like nitroglycerin. Sidekick to @gingerhotdish
F. Scott Fitz Jesse (.. @FScottFitzJesse
8K Followers 6K Following I'm just here to make fun of myself.
Alfie @DownFrontArtist
54K Followers 48K Following There is no show without business. https://t.co/X2EN341vnk
Darla @ddsmidt
38K Followers 13K Following I don't take any of this nonsense too seriously. Here's some links to my tweets: https://t.co/GSnadPOMAS
Bob Golen @BobGolen
33K Followers 22K Following Hey, give me a try. Mainly old jokes (spruced up a bit) and sentimental musings. Big believer in kindness. Leaning left, but not very woke (Boomer, ya know).
Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric
27K Followers 9K Following Gen X Superhero. Old people jokes for my old people followers. 90’s Kid Alumni. #cheeseburgers
Jessie @mommajessiec
77K Followers 6K Following *awkward silence* Mom to four, wife to one. Like I am to most things, I came here late too.
Salty MacTavish 🇺�.. @SaltyMacTavish
13K Followers 9K Following In the name of the Earth & the Wind & the Fire, amen https://t.co/MEeOiowPL2
Tony P. @Tbone7219
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Veruca's Alt @AltVeruca
42K Followers 6K Following Bad Egg/ Don't care how, I want it now. venmo: @ veruca-salt-1 cashapp: $altveruca ***tip before you dm
Maddie Vance @MaddicRoxy9747
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Emery Viniegra @eme_vinieg
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McSatoo @McSatoo6349
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Lawanna Calvery @CalveryLaw36085
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SPORTS with Zebra and.. @pod_vt
3K Followers 2K Following upcoming podcast trash talking your favorite teams
Mindy Zoldesy @zold_mi
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Leen Dorcent @le_dorce
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ilovedyourdad @millersarah47
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Rebecca Russell @RebeccaRus68070
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Maddison Ramlall @MaddisonRa43136
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Queeny Grace @QueenyGrac80092
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Avik_Chatt321 @chatt32164936
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Suzann Theaker @TheakSuza
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Glendora Benning @BenniGlendo
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Melodie Mcgibney @McgibneyMe98784
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Eshal Vietor @EshalVieto
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SAINO @THESAINOFAMILY
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Kathleen Marcus @Kathleen2_
176 Followers 658 Following 𝗘𝗻𝘁𝗿𝗲𝗽𝗿𝗲𝗻𝗲𝘂𝗿 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐮𝐥𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐭𝗖.𝗘.𝗢 𝗢𝗡𝗟𝗜𝗡𝗘 𝗧𝗥𝗔𝗗𝗘𝗥 Helping people Create Multiple Stream Of Income In The Biggest Finance
Veronica Barbiejess @AdamOwens29808
21 Followers 804 Following My height is about 5 feet 4 inches tall or 162 cm, I got curvaceous body and 45+ inches hips, i has brown hair and brown eyes🥰❤️
Pura Heimerl @p_heimerl
98 Followers 5K Following
Oneida Hoiness @HoinessOne63927
67 Followers 5K Following
Shar Costello @sharkyoto
6 Followers 378 Following
Kittie Mccaskin @kitti_mccaski
33 Followers 5K Following
Angel Odgers @odge_ang
80 Followers 5K Following
Annabelle 🌷 @tannabelle9348
25 Followers 2K Following trans girl 🏳️⚧️ i’m not active on this acc, follow @xts_annabelle
Calla Nagler @calla54598
95 Followers 5K Following
Elon musk @EMusk15152
32 Followers 990 Following CEO - spaceX🚀, Tesla🚘 Founder- The Boring company 🛣️ Co-- Neuralink, openAl 💪
barbara jean Nagle @barbarajeanNag1
220 Followers 1K Following artist, writer, creator, art on Redbubble, books on Amazon I have written 21 books mostly for children. I run a business ABOOKYOUWANT that caters to inmates
Mr Shelby, author @Jackattack1018
442 Followers 367 Following I'm not here for a long time, just here for a good time. I'm with stupid (points to self)
CuddleMe @cuddleme254
2K Followers 2K Following Old enough to know better. Young enough not to care.Lover of beards.Supporters of women's rights. Alt @cuddleme255 ~ https://t.co/Ol3apJTLgv 🔞NSF
Lisa Ashley @Lisaashley_
134 Followers 2K Following BITCOIN TRADER CRYPTO CURRENCY 📈 ACCOUNT MANAGER💰 Worried about how to make money online DM now, earn $10,000 weekly from binary trading 100% legit
Barbi 🍧 @tsprada5763285
23 Followers 2K Following Post-Op Trans girl 🏳️⚧️ princess with a twist follow my main @pradabarbix
𝕬𝖚𝖗𝖊𝖑�.. @toebr0gan
813 Followers 963 Following He thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts
Hillary ❤️ @hilats53406840
32 Followers 2K Following Trans girl 🏳️⚧️ princess with a twist follow my main account @hillary_ts
MissMe 💋 @missme1726
2K Followers 1K Following Just floatin around this free app... shit poster. 🖕😈 Team- fuck it with my better half @myabalzitch4u 😘🍍💦
Barbi 🌼 @barbits4658231
26 Followers 1K Following Post-Op Trans girl 🏳️⚧️ princess with a twist follow my main account @pradabarbix
Hillary ❤️ @tshilarry70987
15 Followers 1K Following trans girl 🏳️⚧️ i’m not active on this acc, follow @hillary_ts
Vicenta Layher @v_layh
16 Followers 3K Following
Tony @littleman0725
434 Followers 2K Following father of 3 and pawpaw to 2. love my wife and my life he/him
Lynda Hamett @hamet_lyn
28 Followers 4K Following
Missy 🌸 @Missyts8249749
78 Followers 3K Following TS girl 🏳️⚧️ private account 🤗 follow my main @transmissy
Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP
102K Followers 20K Following I’d rather be working on my yard. #envydastrength I retweet regular people. My tweets are here: https://t.co/zOIJ18SHBV
𝓜53♕ ☠︎ 🌸 @contradiction70
104K Followers 16K Following Whenever I pick up a power tool, I press the trigger twice.
SneezingWithWetMascar.. @WetMascara
20K Followers 2K Following Yes, THAT Thanksgiving tweet. My Faves: https://t.co/90HdOEinlH Recent Tweets in Link Below.
The B. @anerdonfire2
37K Followers 14K Following My thoughts were full of other things when I wandered off the path. Dante Alighieri, Inferno
Jack Boot @IamJackBoot
13K Followers 1K Following The New Yorker, Vanity Fair, The Atlantic, Harper's, Rolling Stone. I've read some of these magazines.
Trey @treydayway
41K Followers 6K Following *Something profound* - @treydayway https://t.co/c64nfwFO1X
Burning Mom ⚡️ @MomOnFire
75K Followers 2K Following Smooth like nitroglycerin. Sidekick to @gingerhotdish
vision bored @visionbored2
43K Followers 984 Following
LowBudgetMuthafucka @LowBudgetMofo
3K Followers 656 Following Eight miles high. I'm probably not gonna follow you back.
F. Scott Fitz Jesse (.. @FScottFitzJesse
8K Followers 6K Following I'm just here to make fun of myself.
Alfie @DownFrontArtist
54K Followers 48K Following There is no show without business. https://t.co/X2EN341vnk
Bone Chocolates @BoneChocolates
6K Followers 2K Following Making my little jokes to distract myself from the terror of the walls closing in.
Jizzlane Maxxxwell @dankcharnley
8K Followers 9K Following Classically Trained Comic • Enthusiast • Writerist • Cartoonist • Avid Reader of Smut • Rib Sauce Judge 🤟 Who Hurt Me?: https://t.co/pQ7raaF6uy
Katspaks @katspaks
7K Followers 5K Following I see the world through morose colored glasses. My mouth is foul; but my breath, minty fresh. https://t.co/DIRN92aNoW
Good Intentions🖤 @girlthoughts899
16K Followers 2K Following wyd😻 💀cash app content 💝https://t.co/b7YgMRpTkp
Dawg Pound Daily @dawgpounddaily
20K Followers 1K Following Providing the best Cleveland Browns coverage since 2007. Proud member of the @FanSided Network. #GoBrowns
Mr Shelby, author @Jackattack1018
442 Followers 367 Following I'm not here for a long time, just here for a good time. I'm with stupid (points to self)
𝕬𝖚𝖗𝖊𝖑�.. @toebr0gan
813 Followers 963 Following He thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts
MissMe 💋 @missme1726
2K Followers 1K Following Just floatin around this free app... shit poster. 🖕😈 Team- fuck it with my better half @myabalzitch4u 😘🍍💦
reverend mother g mon.. @bbygwala
2K Followers 451 Following i made The Grand Budapest Hotel, you think i can’t fuck your wife? | priv for mutuals @psychwardshorty
🩷🎶Snuff🎶🩷 @luvhugnkisses
618 Followers 621 Following Healing from my own toxic shit, I don't want/need yours. Most dms get deleted before I open them, so do us both a favor and don't. @LyfeofRyley is my bestie.
👑 Ashley Rae @Ash_Raexo
5K Followers 2K Following 🔞smut creator •👑kinky princess•🎃horror addict•🌸wild flower •✨#nextlevel #leafsforever #GoPackGo•
sho hoe🐀 @ogshoshi
23K Followers 2K Following ✨️live✨️laugh✨️toaster bath✨️ just here to live tweet my mental breakdowns #actuallyautistic @alt_ogshoshi FREE PALESTINE
ちぃたん☆／Chi.. @chiitan7407
1.3M Followers 77 Following Japanese crazy mascot🍏永遠の0歳カワウソの赤ちゃん妖精👶生きてるだけで、おおむね成功😊世界中の人を笑顔にしたい🔸SNS→ https://t.co/eYOsA6SLYn
Janet Hollister @JanetHollister8
3K Followers 5K Following
CuddleMe @cuddleme254
2K Followers 2K Following Old enough to know better. Young enough not to care.Lover of beards.Supporters of women's rights. Alt @cuddleme255 ~ https://t.co/Ol3apJTLgv 🔞NSF
MetalGoddessJen @MetalGoddessJen
2K Followers 3K Following Metal & Rock Goddess. I do radio shows. I make candles. You RT my pics=block.I love music, history, horror, paranormal. No DMs. Candle X: @rockgoddesscand
Rob the vexed @RobDavi63908746
477 Followers 1K Following Geek metalhead just here for the laughs. I believe in freedom of speech and thought.
Missy 🧸 @Missy_ts
207K Followers 134 Following Pre-Op Trans girl 🏳️⚧️ princess with a twist 🍆💕 globetrotter 17 countries visited 🌎✈️
Jill again @PostcardsfromMe
494 Followers 792 Following Easily molified by kind words. Uses her power rarely and only for good. Worries about you.
ᴮᵃᵇʸ🖤ᵂʳ�.. @GhosteTitties
2K Followers 987 Following Tubgirl's bathwater🧂🦀🫀 ♋☀️ ♐🌕 ♑⬆️ 🖤 alt: @CrowWifey 🖤 she/her
Disheveled Mom @wittysnuggles
5K Followers 6K Following Not my real name. 40s toddler mom. Unapologetically blunt relationship therapist. Featured on @MSNBC @CNN @FoxNews @SternShow @NYPost
Jessi 🤘🏻 @jessinicoleb
19K Followers 918 Following Punk/metal/emo & anarchy 🤘🏻Producer + Audio Nerd @ Emergent Order Foundation🤘🏻Opinions are MY OWN🤘🏻 #CancelJessi
Princess Pancakes🥞 @highmay29
164K Followers 3K Following Hot. Sticky. Sweet. Thick. https://t.co/pndlpYPwUH
𝔰𝔞𝔳𝔳𝔶�.. @itxsavvy
34K Followers 668 Following im a fucking delight ☽ Streamer 𖤐 Co-Owner @EmpireofEmbers ☾ certified grade A shitposter 𖤐 ( all links below ) 🖤@ducid_🖤 NSFW @inLucid_ 🖤
Hanging with the rais.. @TheHappySlut1
30K Followers 4K Following it leads you here despite your destination
Kristian Weigman @KristianWeigman
13K Followers 6K Following 📝Writer🧁Baker🎵Musician ☯️Taoist 🧡50% Classy Lady/🤪50% Weirdo
Mark Hamill @MarkHamill
5.1M Followers 2K Following Believe in yourself! Work hard, never give up & anything's possible! OR: Kick back, relax & aim low: You'll never be disappointed...😜 I IGNORE ALL DMs!
KnoWhatI'mSayin'? @kev_dawg_
13K Followers 12K Following One day I’ll write a bio that doesn’t give clues on how old I am. Anyway, I’ve been a big fan of the original Star Wars ever since I saw it at the theaters.
I❤️80s𝕏 @IL0VEthe80s
276K Followers 3K Following Let’s just look back fondly on the best decade ever. 😎 Contact [email protected]
Tits McDick @Tits_McDick
3K Followers 2K Following only the slightest whiff of mental illness. she/her 🏳️🌈
Sarah @Ethandolanpath
2K Followers 5K Following
Mokosh @pangpilled
1K Followers 500 Following Since getting trapped in a well in 2012, I've been tweeting to pass the time.
Poof Birb 🏴 ⸸ @poofbirb
649 Followers 1K Following Vietnam. Basically a chicken. (-10, -10). https://t.co/ozJelulx41
mary ( メアリ ) @uproarinhouston
6K Followers 6K Following Metalhead from Birth, SDMF, Horror Junkie,Avid book reader, NHRA....Floating around Houston...somewhere
MykeIsNotHere @MykeLeTauris
3K Followers 2K Following Belgian beer drinkin, bong hittin Milliner & Nanny. Slayer of Pokémon & Boob Cancer @NowImHere.bsky.social https://t.co/9uXBuMxyC1
Kyoko W.P. @kyokoTHEpoet
13K Followers 3K Following She/Her| Poet | Lyricist | 2x author | Momma to 3 girls 🙍♀️🙍🏻♀️👧🏼 1 Theodore 🐈| Singer | DV-SURVIVOR💜 Disabled ♿️ #BLM✊🏽 #ALLY🏳️🌈 IG:kyokothepoet
andie 2, revenge of t.. @the_worst_vibes
853 Followers 777 Following 31 • college student • full of anxiety and Taco Bell
Passed a homeless guy begging on the sidewalk. Had a twenty in my pocket and asked myself "Do I want this twenty to be used for drugs or alcohol?" I thought "Absolutely not." So I gave it to the homeless guy.
I was never good enough for one but for another I am exactly what they want. Never sell yourself short because one person made you feel unworthy.
What’s your sarcastic basic bitch instagram caption? Mine is “sparkle like champagne”
Some days I’m fine, and some days I start sobbing at the grocery store when I see my Brothers favorite candy bar. This is my new normal.
If anyone has my voodoo doll could you draw a pair of glasses on it please as I’ve lost mine.
To the 8 people who care, I rescued my cat!! He is home 🥰
I thought to post a selfie and then decided I don't like my face so here's a side portion I am ok with right now instead :)
Morning routine goes something like this… Wake up at 5ish cause cat Have at least 3 coffees Diddle daddle Take nap from 8-10:15 am Wake - up from weird ass dream where I thought I was drowning in a sea made of jelly.
ME: feel her nose doc - isn’t it supposed to be cold and wet VETERINARIAN: leave the receptionist alone
I discovered they make platform crocs so I’m gunna get some for summer. Give ma wee feet a break sometimes from the big goth boots I always wear. Don’t be mean to me if you see me in them cause I won’t be able to kick as hard
My height has only given me bad knees and the ability to get facialed by spiderwebs constantly
Yeah, I leave the house in my pajamas sometimes, but don't worry, I tuck my shirt in.
Thread on the beauty of wildlife 🧵 1. When it’s cold enough to see the melody
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